Saturday 26 August 2023

Shootout in 'Els Bells.

 The Parker County War

Local vigilantes have been gathering under the name of the "Pan-handle gang."  This has nothing to do with the Texas Panhandle, but relates to an incident reported in the Jericho Gulch Chronicle.  Apparently Doc Harddick had to remove a pen handle from the rear orifice of Boss Boggs following a chuck wagon accident.

A group of retired Buffalo Soldiers is the gangs target, but they reckoned without the presence of former Sergeant Major Samuel L. Deadshot who has rallied the boys to his crew.

Word on the street has it that Poor old Consuela, an 80 year old former Nun in the Mexican village of Els Bells is the latest target of Hoss Boggs' affections.  Consuela is unusually reluctant.  The Buffalo Boys intend to rescue her.

(Doc Harddick's brother Roger is of course a local rancher and owner of the Slippery K.Y.)

Parker County Nevada

'Els Bells

Samuel L. Deadshot and his bro's form a line and walk slowly forward.

Slim Pickens charges across the street and discharges into the Panhandle boys.

And the Panhandle hang shoot poor Pedro dead.

Stampede!  The steers burst into town heading for Slim.  Walking Bear has to give up his sniping, although he has already thinned down the enemy.

Slim rescues Consuela from her hot date with Seymour Butts behind the church.

Slim then drags her across town away from the Panhandle boys.

And a gun battle erupts across poor Pedro's body.  Juanita the one toothed donkey looks on, unfazed.

The Windy Kid takes up position centre street behind the whiskey barrels.  For a Jumpy fellow he really keeps proving his worth.

Walking Bear downs another one.

Seymour shoots it out with a lurking Panhandle boy, downing him.

And Samuel L drives off the group facing him (although Windy did most of this)

The Stampede carries off the outhouse, as the Panhandle Gang ride for the hills.

Boss is the last one to go.  I bet Walking Bear gave him a wave to see him off.

Slim ended up abandoning Consuela, but he had a rare smile on his face!

The results;


Victory points


The Buffalo Boys +1
Seymour +3
Slim +2
Walking Bear +2

Seymour promoted to shootist, Trick shot skill.








Parker County, Nevada

 Jericho Gulch, Parker County, Nevada.

It's all kicking off!


Samuel l. Deadshot has been working a claim with his mated, panning for gold along the Jericho River.  Samuel has filed o  his claim atvtge local assay office and paid the necessary bribes but it seems like claim jumpers are about.


The claim

Terrain looked good I thought.

And the hero shot.  The windy Kid (Jumpy) Samuel L. Deadshot (Eagle eyed) and Dwaine "the Rock" Dibley, a brawler 

Samuel comes on.  Fear that rifle!

And the Panhandle gang run on, set on Stealing my claim.

Dwaine hides in the outhouse with the claim.

My former 10th Cavalry guys mass around the shack.

And henchmen hired by the Panhandle gang come on behind me.

And the Panhandle boys close in



Samuel L does good work but Dwaine is shot to ribbons.

This guy (the boss?) Lurks suspiciously around the sh*thouse, peering inside apparently.

The Windy Kid stands off the henchmen, killing two.

Too late though.  The Panhandle gang make off with the deeds to the claim.  Not sure any if these guys could impersonate Samuel L. at the Assay office!
Hoss Boggs, Kimberley Clarke and Dai Engine.

And words from our winner, "Mighty fine work!"

Great game.

Sunday 6 August 2023

SHOOTOUT IN PARADISE CITY (WHAT A COWBOY! GAME 6)

 

It's the campaign finale and the Digbeth gang have lost every game so far. However, that is in some senses irrelevant as everything hinges on this last game. So everything is set for a final showdown in the streets of Paradise City. The finale is always the High Noon scenario, so it's down to a straight forward shootout.

This was a close one and could have gone either way. It was also the longest game so far, mainly down to extreme dice that lasted all game. Everything seemed to be a 1 or a 6. Lots of missed shots on a 1, but also lots of hits on a 6. Unfortunately, the latter was invariably followed by a 6 for a successful dodge!

Most participants completely emptied their guns in the course of the game and the latter stages saw gunfighters scrabbling to get another round into their shooters.

The optimistically named Paradise City


As it was the last chance to do something cinematic, Jebidiah Springsteen took up position on the water tower, with his rifle. From here he could cover most of the table, although the opponent's dodging ability meant he didn't hit much.

Springsteen being cinematic

Kimberley Clark pinned down by rifle fire hides behind the trading post's goods

Grizzly Johnson takes the opportunity to approach
the trading post from the cover of a wagon

The Digbeth Kid circles around to the church from where he can cover the street

Scarface hides among the coffins

With a fine run of dice John Bovey sneaks up on the Kid's rear........

......who plays a Bonanza and ducks down behind the grave of Arch Stanton

A short range gun fight followed, in which neither side could hit a barn door. Until....

........the Kid produced a stick of dynamite and lobbed it at Bovey.
Unfortunately, it bounced off a headstone and blew up in the Kid's face!

Despite his wounding the Kid battles on, until Scarface arrives to help out.

......followed closely behind by Kimberley Clark.

Springsteen does his best to provide long range fire support......

....but John Bovey is now facing off the whole Digbeth gang.

Grizzly Johnson sprints down the street towards the action
but those thick furs aren't helping.

The old buffalo hunter, Kimberley Clark, gets impatient and tries to put one in Bovey's face.

.......but the gunslinger dodges back behind the church.

However, Scarface (after slipping in some horse dung) sprints around the other side of the church to outflank John Bovey. The gunslinger obviously smells him coming and makes a break for it.

Not quick enough though as he is pursued and gunned down in the cactus patch.

By now Springsteen has left his lofty perch but is too late to save Bovey.

Meanwhile, the Kid and the Buffalo Hunter head towards the action, unaware that Grizzly Johnson has come up behind them. Grizzly has one bullet left and aims at the Kid's back...

...and the Kid dodges behind the stage.

with his guns now empty the Mountain Man charges in with his fists and drives Clark back.

Meanwhile, back at the cantina, Springsteen has given up chasing Scarface who seemingly has an unnatural ability to dodge bullets. With his guns now empty, Springsteen draws his knife and charges the Kid. A handful of dice versus a single die, what could go wrong?

.........a fistful of 1s and 2s that's what. Springsteen is sent reeling with a rifle butt to the jaw.

Unluckily for the Kid, Grizzly Johnson arrives in the nick of time,
and he has one up the spout. This time it's a hit and the Kid bites the dirt

With their leader down the Digbeth gang fail their Ride or Die test and flee the field. Another win for Grizzly's boys, who also win the campaign.

Just for fun I rolled on the wound chart for both John Bovey and the Kid and they both survived their wounds. Who knows the Kid may be back........