Wednesday, 27 August 2025

Peculiar doings in Port Royal

 With a new fleece mat for my Port Royal game it's starting to look good.

And yes, the cobblestones are a little large but I'll live with it!

It's a good looking game, that has high terrain demands with a very low figure count.

And I've named each figure, although "La Loup's" name tag needs glueing back on!

Actually I probably went too big at 3ft -4ft here.  A 2ft square game works well too, but I have the big cobblestones for it. 

And I used the fountain model to mark the board centre, critical for deployment 

Thursday, 21 August 2025

Washing the Spears again

 A straight forward Blood and Steel game.

Lt Colonel Pea followed his orders to reconnoitre the Zulu positions.  His force consisted of Mounted Infantry, NNC foot and a single company of British Regulars, veterans of 1/13th.

The Zulu are up in the hills.  The "British" approach from the valley below.

And the Zulu are revealed in six large groups, all Married Warriors

And the Zulu open the moves with a lot of running to ground.

The Imperials fire is not too effective thus far.

And Colonel Pea rides off towards my baseline.  Can't really catch him though.

I used the rocky slope to stage charges out, using that extra 2" charge to effect from the Married guys 

And my Generals stay back, counting the guns.

The carbine fire does kill some of the Zulu but it's not enough in a six turn game.

And the Zulu charges cause mayhem.  Both sides lose heavilly

In fact the NNC struggle against the Zulus numbers

Horrendous casualties, but the Zulu have larger numbers and can afford to lose more.

With the NNC all but wiped out and a single standing mounted group the British Regulars are isolated.

Trading losses seems effective for the Zulu.

But the Colonel gets his strike points against the Zulu for getting to their board edge.  He leaves his men to die though!

The Zulus stand, but the Imperials are struggling.

And even for a force of 64 Zulu, the loss of so many stings.  The game is drawn.  It's a salutary lesson to us all.

Great game Blood and Steel.  The Mahdists are up next week.  Should be equally blood thirsty.

Tuesday, 12 August 2025

The Zulu revisited

Lt. Colonel Buller has been sent out to reconnoitre Hlobane and Zuinguini.

It's a bath-tubbed Hlobane battlefield.

The Zulu come out of the hills

And on Zuinguini they block the track

In retrospect the sides are too far apart

The shooting from the mounted infantry makes little impact.

Meanwhile still up on Zuinguini.


Turn three!

The Natal Carabineers charge home before they get jumped on

The Mounted Infantry are looking thin on the ground now.

And the Zulu right start to come down from Zuinguini.

Game over as the Mounted Infantry pull back.  Actually historically correct.


Friday, 25 July 2025

The Wrath of Achilles and Hector's end.

Sing oh Muse. 
Tell of the Wrath of Achilles,
Proper teddy out of the pram stuff,
To see his best mate Patroclitorus 
Bullied by weedy Paris,
And his unfair bow stats...

From blind Humour's Unfinished epic, Achilles and the Mystery of the Trojan Hearse.

As in quarters we lay, as you swiftly shall hear,
Agamemnon came to us and bid us prepare,
He said mount on your chariots and forwards I say,
For the Trojans have definately come out to play

Well they line themselves up and the play it began
Thinking to disdain we brave geeky men.
(Sorry Greeky...)

But at them and on them
With brave Achilles we flew

Yet the Geek army was losing at first

The game changed as our dice luck rose...


To chants of die Hector, die Hector, even fat Agamemnon loses his cool.

The death of Hector.

The Greeks rage forwards

The fighting is not one sided but the death of Trojan heroes continues.

And both Achilles and Agamemnon break through the Trojan centre.

Whilst the right flank sees more carnage.

Beneath the wall of the city many Trojans lay dead
Many were taken, the rest of them fled
Their generals likewise we took from the field
It was the mighty Geek army that caused the Trojans to yield!

Many Trojans were injured in the course of this game, and it's a fitting end to our Bronze Age Campaign.  A mighty victory, yet we failed to take the walls, and as for Hector's body, although it was claimed by Agamemnon, the god Haphaestus, in the form of a wizened angry bewhiskered hairy fellow, snatched it to deny the prize.

Apologies to the 15th Hussars!


Monday, 21 July 2025

The Battle before the Hittite Walls.

From the Goniad

Stanza 23456

"Sing oh Muse
Tell of the big lad and
His mighty weapon etc...
How the Hittites held their Walls
And a disappointing minor victory"

The Sea People parade the stolen god up and down the line.  This infuriates the Hittites who come out to offer battle.

The lines are drawn up.

And Phallus Champion of the Peleset goes a little mad and challenges the Hittites to single combat.

So much for that idea.

The Hittites are enraged, and attack surging forward.

Unhappy with my deployment I make some turns to get a better advance.

That area of rough ground to the front is a pain.

And the Pajamarama - Wilma combo of heroes launches chariot attacks on the right.

Better picture!

I spread my forces to give me some pushback room. And I drive the Hittites back from the rough ground to reorganise.

Those Hittites come forward aggressively on the right, with excellent dice luck.

And I charge chariots into a gap through skirmishers to exploit and waste the Hittites mighty deeds.

And Pajamarama is getting shoved back on the right.

The Hittites confront my exposed hero, Patroclitorus, with a higher level hero charge.

And Pajamarama is in bother


With his chariots killed Patroclitorus has had it!

And the Hittites are massing against my left.  Holding them though.


The big guy goes in killing off a Hittites foot warriors group.

But I lose Arsius, bold fellow, pushed his luck.

The Hittites general and is in trouble, but it's the last turn.

The endgame.  The Hittites have more far tokens than the Sea Peoples.  We win the campaign with a narrow victory, but fail before the mighty walls.

Great game!