Friday 20 July 2018

The Fat Tanker's second game

What Ho chaps,
Bumfluff here, 2nd Lt "Bumfluff " Farthingdale  2RTR. This week we were at Gazala, and Benghasi, shocking sanitation.

My tank is still not running properly, colleagues in the Regiment have pointed out that this is probably due to my weight.












Benghazi, Jewel of the Med... what a dump
The allied plan, go right wing!  What could possibly go wrong!  Bumfluff's tank once again refuses to start...


Is that a panzer up that alley?


 As Lt. Elworth Beest and Sergeant Dundas motor past him Bumfluff's engine stalls.  he declares that he is kicking his driver... 
Its cat and mouse round two... Benghasi


The Axis mass on the right



Bumfluff hides, and fights a duel to his front


The A9s of the Allies swing out wide onto the right dealing out some punishment...




"Ace" Rimmer appears, having motored across the table


Why is it that tactics seem to be to snuggle up


Bumfluff backs up, protecting his shiny metal ass


The bird's eye view, as Bumfluff backs up again.  Careful of his arse that boy!

"Ace Rimmer" motors around to try to take Bumfluff up the rear, but its too late. Phase One is over, Win for the Allies in phase 1



Phase two, still in Benghasi, still a dump


Phase two, Cesare Pavarotti puts his tank into a trap


As the British tanks swarm
Three to one, and one of those three is a Valentine.  Still the laugh is on them when they try to get Cesare out of his turret hatch  The Axis win the second phase!

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