The Testiad, a Glorious End!

Sing oh Muse, tell of the watery end,

of King Testes, and his funeral rites,

in the sacred lake of Ares.

For the last time Testes King of Lesbos, and Pajamarama King of somewhere unpronounceable joined as allies to raid the sacred Temple of Ares.

Ares Temple and the sacred lake

Testes is randomly selected as the violator of the gods Temple.  We have stolen his statue and his reliquaries.

And behind Testes Pajamarama and his boys.

Over on the right Patroclitorus and the rest of Pajamarama lads.

And to our front the locals show up, a bit upset that we have nicked the statue.

The enemy chariots catch our skirmishers

They drive back the skirmishers but Pajamarama charges their lights.

Testes charges down driving them back, but Patroclitorus arrives with his chariots to take over the statue and loot 

Some consternation as Patroclitorus fords the river.  Where's he off to?  Well he has the loot! Oh, well back to the fighting!

Pajamaramas chariots get into the fray.  No staying power.

Testes challenges the opposing hero.  They refuse to fight!

But they later bring over their big guy who beats Fated Testes in combat.

The King falls.  I'm amazed he lasted five games.

Testes is buried by chucking him into the lake.  It's how he would have wanted to go.

As Patroclitorus vanishes over the enemy base line poor Pajamarama is left alone, still standing.

And thus a win for the raiders, and a terrible night for the gods statue.  Get the blue nun out of the fridge!

Midgard will return in the summer!